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Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
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What if the Internet Existed
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Cat Overlords Try to Save the World Cup
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Two Dogs Escape Burning Building by Jumping Into Crocodile Pit
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President Obama Is So Bizarre...
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Texas Patient Died of Cuteness. Seriously
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Britain Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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The Challenges of Finding a Unicorn
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Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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The Internet Falls
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Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman
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Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
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Six Reasons Why Everyone Loves Her. Haha, Just Kidding!
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There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
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Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
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Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
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Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
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Dead Can Dance at Any Moment
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to You! Yeah, You
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Airplane Passengers Sing I Believe I Can Be "Batman"
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PIzza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Laced With Weed
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Hawkeye and Hulk Fight for Women's Rights?
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Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
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Pope Hints That Aaron Is Still Alive
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Sony Shows Off Our Terrible, Horrible Future Worlds
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Amazon Might Launch Its Own Customers
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Firefighters Sing Let It Go, and They Seemed "Sketchy"
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It's Time to Stop Thinking
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The "Super Mario" Game That Cops Say Is Terrifying
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WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
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This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Suspected Hitman
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My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
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This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Adorned With Realistic Chocolate Animal Skulls
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Police Officer Arrests Firefighter on Emergency Call Because He Was Asked Why Whiteness Made Him Immortal
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Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?