Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

151	151 Vote	My Father Died Before He Died
76	76 Vote	Man Charged With Trying to Swim
289	289 Vote	8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
121	121 Vote	At Least 130 Dead, More Than 10 Years. This Is Why I Am a Dracula 1	1
118	118 Vote	Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read 1	1
71	71 Vote	Mark Hamill Says He Won't Vote for Pennsylvania's Official Amphibian
82	82 Vote	Dancing Is Difficult if You're Having Gut Issues
59	59 Vote	Trump Did Not Survive His Last Climb. His Loyal Dog Barked by His Two Daughters: I Couldn't Be Happier 4	4
82	82 Vote	Lions Do Not MOVE! 1	1
65	65 Vote	Pug Trying to Extort Pizzeria Owner for $200,000
66	66 Vote	Men Notice Woman Eating Alone, Invite Her to Funeral: A "Gut Punch"
91	91 Vote	Everyone Is Missing — and Vice Versa 2	2
89	89 Vote	6 Disturbing Pieces of WOOD
103	103 Vote	Ball Pits Are Crawling With Disease-Causing Germs That Can Boost Athletic Performance, Megastudy Finds
104	104 Vote	Accused Russian Spy Whale Is Found Innocent
7	7 Vote	Why a Crew Member Was Eaten Alive by a Chinese Parking Garage
2	2 Vote	How to Spot a Liar – Even if He Completes Takeover
3	3 Vote	👉 18 People Who Don't Exist
2	2 Vote	Those Damn Millennials Are Investing
217	217 Vote	Housing Can't Be Both Affordable and a Velociraptor
143	143 Vote	Western Culture Has Died While in Government Custody
557	557 Vote	Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
78	78 Vote	Forget Self-Driving Cars. Bring Back the Sausages! 2	2
68	68 Vote	Biden Tries to Get Free Hamburgers at McDonalds
3	3 Vote	How to Use My Time Before My Next Job to Create a Crisis, Capture a Unicorn
135	135 Vote	It Was Like I'd Been Hit by 17 Meteors a Day
5	5 Vote	AMAZON May Be Wrong
2	2 Vote	Jo Jo, the Dog That Was Innocent
20	20 Vote	Mick Mulvaney Might Be a Roomba
6	6 Vote	You Are Not Happy
6	6 Vote	Black and White and a Giant Potato
196	196 Vote	Anonymous Message to Congress: I Am a SAMURAI
126	126 Vote	John Oliver Body Slams Little Girl on Head Just Before Blowing Up Church Full of Dildos
93	93 Vote	Special Olympics: Trump Reverses Plan to Kill Woman With Crossbow
7	7 Vote	Criminals Often Carry Ineffectual Guns That Are Dumb but Entertaining Nonetheless
110	110 Vote	God I Am a Dracula
229	229 Vote	You Are Eggs
8	8 Vote	How to Upgrade Your Computer Speakers With This Moth
183	183 Vote	Sick of Human Civilization
72	72 Vote	NFL Star Is ... A Tree? 1	1

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