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Here's Why I'm Proud to Be Slaughtered
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Why Do I Always Get Worse
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Man Saves Ducklings From Fall and Returns Them to Their Mother and Just Like That, They're "Christians" Again
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Social Justice Is No Reason to Love Beer Snobs
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George Clooney Calls for Military Uprising
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Kitten Doesn't Understand Modern Islam
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"Warcraft" and Warcraft 2 Are Now Illegal, Thanks to Groundbreaking Experiment
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Sarah Sanders Admitted to Making Contact With Extraterrestrials
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How Inuit Parents Teach Kids to Have 3 Arms
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Mayor Pete Not Going to Be Alive After Having Stomach Removed
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Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames
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Man Steals Little Debbie Delivery Truck, Does Not Exist
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How to Avoid Socializing
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President TRUMP IS Just Garbage
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Crap, I Left the City in Ruins
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Some People Did Something
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I Saw Marriage Wasn't for Me—When I Looked at My Body Builder
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Medicare for All 150 Original Pokemon
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Salad Toppings You Should Absolutely Never Order From Hooters
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Kitten Doesn't Understand How a Gearbox Works
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Just Say No! No I Caaaaaan't!!!
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Tourists Urged Not to Ignore Bobby
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How to Avoid Squirrels
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Stop Calling Asian Women Adorable Puppies
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Why Are There So Many Areas
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I Am the Lemon Desserts
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Owl Stuck in Tijuana
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Goddamn It, Alex Trebek Is Grateful for This Mess
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Let Me In. LET ME In. LET ME OUT There
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The Food You Should Never Buy at Garage Sales
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Don't Date Him for 3.5 Hours
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Cats Know Their Own Names
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Wear Your Sign on Your Zodiac Sign
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Fire Destroys a Building, but Not Equality
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Koala Goes on Sale
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Charles Barkley Shares His Favorite Bouncy Ball and Its Shadow
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Ferrari Unveils Its "Most Lethal Aircraft"
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I'm Raising Little Feminists Who Love to Fight Off Jealous, Biting Males
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Spike Lee Is an Odd Duck
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Start Hoarding Memes for the Dead