Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Like Humans, Dragonflies Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes"
187	187 Vote	We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
253	253 Vote	Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
236	236 Vote	22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
42	42 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
9	9 Vote	See Tom Cruise Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
6	6 Vote	California Mother Arrested for Making Omelets, Duh
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
203	203 Vote	Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
117	117 Vote	Did Pizza End the Universe
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
136	136 Vote	Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
63	63 Vote	General Zod and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
81	81 Vote	Did... Did You Become a Cop?
64	64 Vote	Japanese Teens Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
21	21 Vote	Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
98	98 Vote	I'm Just a Normal, Everyday Truck
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
235	235 Vote	Why So Many Lasers, Y'all
9	9 Vote	The Meaning of Life Explained With Bunnies and Dragons
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
5	5 Vote	It's Cute That They Thought We Wouldn't Notice Them Trying to Save Your Life
6	6 Vote	Flames Engulf a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
4	4 Vote	Spitting Fire, a Dragon Heads for the Moon

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