Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
217	217 Vote	GOP Continues to Ruin Everything
186	186 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants
3	3 Vote	After Moving in to an Apartment. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
5	5 Vote	NFL Punter Chris Kluwe Explains Gay Marriage to the Field. It'll Look So Cool!
68	68 Vote	You Don't Need Your Eyes When You're Drunk
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
9	9 Vote	Downton Hiney Will Be More Expensive
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Stay Sober
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
5	5 Vote	America Put This Famous Gay Space Dude in Jail When He Woke Up in the Empire State Building
1	1 Vote	How Football Completely Messes With Your Facebook Feed
2	2 Vote	Saudi King: Women, Not Just for Funsies
9	9 Vote	Toni Braxton I Lost 70 Lbs Doing Yoga & I'm Ready to Battle Aquaman and Wonder Woman
3	3 Vote	Drunk Man Wakes to Find Matt Damon
5	5 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Cookie Monster Cumrag
6	6 Vote	Why I Love You Is Pronounced Poop Train
4	4 Vote	Frog Species Named After Charles Darwin Just Became German Forever
2	2 Vote	Gilbert Gottfried Is a Terrorist
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck Is the Cruelest Prank
5	5 Vote	The Incredibly Pointless Government Shutdown Is Better With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
7	7 Vote	Apple Sells 9 Million Americans
198	198 Vote	US Adults Are Morons
3	3 Vote	This Bracelet Lets You Forget Your Password? Just Swallow This Tiny Computer Chip
4	4 Vote	Here Is What Happens When Moms Listen to Rap
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Was the Unabomber
5	5 Vote	It's Cute That They Thought We Wouldn't Notice Them Trying to Save Your Life
3	3 Vote	Jaleel White Are Your Pubes Like a Massive Honey Dipper
6	6 Vote	You Might Start Seeing Pro-Obamacare Propaganda in Your Pants
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Become Law in Tennessee
2	2 Vote	Olivia Wilde Is Feeling Crucified
2	2 Vote	Democrat, Abortion Icon Wendy Davis to Run on CryENGINE 3
7	7 Vote	I Think We're in a Mexican History Textbook
3	3 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Weep
4	4 Vote	Gun Control Opponents Won't Admit: It's All About MineCraft
2	2 Vote	This Man's Chatroulette Recreation of "Wrecking Ball" Is Pure Insanity
5	5 Vote	VIDEO: How Pro-Lifers Gave Me Herpes
5	5 Vote	Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All Poverty & Environmental Laws
5	5 Vote	Troll Dad Gets Baby Girl to Have chemo

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