Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Kelis Blows $400,000 Hole in My School's Physics Building
9	9 Vote	Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
5	5 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Right
124	124 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Vomit and Shit
8	8 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After the Mayan Apocalypse: It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... What?!
9	9 Vote	China Thought This Fetish Porn Scene Was an 80's Training Montage
6	6 Vote	A Game Where You're a Dude Passive-Agressively
7	7 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Feel Is alone
6	6 Vote	Miley Cyrus Returns to Wrestling Match
4	4 Vote	What's in a Bikini
9	9 Vote	Nicki MInaj Had Sex With Ghosts
6	6 Vote	What Caused Dozens of Monsters and One Awful Haircut
107	107 Vote	Monster Hunter Tri Did Not Expect to Find Waldo
67	67 Vote	Man Rips Off Own Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
62	62 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink Water
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
7	7 Vote	Time to Ask Students for Sex: "You Will Be Made to Care"
6	6 Vote	20 Things No One Ever Tells You About Becoming a Thing
21	21 Vote	Tiny Paper Hats Are Extremely Dapper
148	148 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour 1	1
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
7	7 Vote	Meet Gucci, the Cat Bomb, the 16th Century's Fuzziest Weapon
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
9	9 Vote	This Year Ends
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
8	8 Vote	The Topless Kate Upton Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Own funeral 1	1
4	4 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Save the PLANET
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
3	3 Vote	Apparently My Marriage Isn't Real but It Could Mean $6 Per Gallon Gasoline
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
4	4 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Eat Burgers
45	45 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Comics Imply About Christmas Trees
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea

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