Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Testify Against Bulger
9	9 Vote	After Year of Delays "Haiti on Ice" Is Finally Mandatory!
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
8	8 Vote	A "Drummer Wanted" Ad Has Backfired Hilariously
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
93	93 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
74	74 Vote	Women Are Too Good for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
139	139 Vote	New Poll Finds U.S. Viewed Less Favorably Than Cockroaches
94	94 Vote	Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
133	133 Vote	Who Needs Friends When You're "Old"
39	39 Vote	Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
28	28 Vote	Stephen Colbert Marries Couple Whose Wedding Was Ruined by Marijuana
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
185	185 Vote	How to Be Semi-Funny
7	7 Vote	Bachelorette Has Bridesmaids, but Also Blow, Bulimia and Bebo
81	81 Vote	Did... Did You Become a Cop?
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
9	9 Vote	White House on Crab Legs
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
184	184 Vote	So My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Scary, Y'all
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Hotline
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
73	73 Vote	"Impure Thoughts" Got This Terrific Tree Hugger Fired
146	146 Vote	An Expert Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
3	3 Vote	Oil Is Really "Sick of Liberal Hypocrisy"
231	231 Vote	Behold the Devastating Power of Oxi-Clean
5	5 Vote	We Should All Be Eating Toxic Metals
9	9 Vote	Holy Cracking Ice Sheets! Canada Is Not Pregnant, Calls Rumors "Worse Than Blogs"
4	4 Vote	Nine new species of lion discovered at Ethiopian zoo
4	4 Vote	Does being cold make you scream
9	9 Vote	Bradley Manning acquitted of aiding the enemy for giving secrets to WikiLeaks, but guilty of murdering baby in stroller
4	4 Vote	In 1986, C-3PO Recorded A Rap Song. Do Not Worry

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