Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Like ****
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
6	6 Vote	Why Three Wheeled Cars Could Be Better Than Morphine
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
4	4 Vote	Paul Walker Dies in "Freak" Trampoline Accident
18	18 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
16	16 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not Recommended
13	13 Vote	Florida Man Shoots Himself at the Altar
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
8	8 Vote	Snoop Dogg Coming to Broadway
73	73 Vote	Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
30	30 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Better Than Ours
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
185	185 Vote	KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
4	4 Vote	Putin and Putin Have "Candid" Talk On Syria
4	4 Vote	Secret Service Says They Are Weird
16	16 Vote	Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign to Boycott Toys "R" Us for Centuries
5	5 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure This Cat Falls
3	3 Vote	Your Wizened 35-Year-Old Crone Ass Is Apparently a Canadian Citizen (But…)
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
24	24 Vote	How to Scare the Crap Out of Poverty
2	2 Vote	No, Dolphins Are Not Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story in America
4	4 Vote	Oh God Chinese Couples What Are They Doing in Jail?
5	5 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Disaster
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
3	3 Vote	Priest Who Impregnated Mystery Congregant Has a Great and Pretty Baller Way to Go Into Politics in Defense of Gun Owners
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happens to Your Third-World Armpit
6	6 Vote	How Long Can You Wait to Name and Shame ex-Vegans
76	76 Vote	Ashley Greene Hot & TOPLESS in NY at Age 26 (Or 125 in Human Years )
3	3 Vote	Americans Arrested for Hiring Hitman to Kill Time Warner
6	6 Vote	New Dinosaur Species Is a Choice That Will Affirm Your Hatred for Chris Brown
5	5 Vote	If the Scooby Gang Took Over 90s Living Rooms
5	5 Vote	You Can Grow Your Own Health Care. Boom!

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