Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

173	173 Vote	Get Ready to Die
99	99 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
25	25 Vote	Applebee's Obamacare Rant Reveals the Large Hadron Collider's True Purpose
5	5 Vote	The 24 Worst-Dressed Members of the Lion King
5	5 Vote	Who the Fuck Gives a Shit How Men Dress
69	69 Vote	Standing Still on a Bagel
8	8 Vote	Video of a Big Ass Happy Family
7	7 Vote	16-Year-Old White Girl Ruining Hip Hop
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
36	36 Vote	10 Reasons Why You Are Especially Hot
9	9 Vote	Pluto Just Got Real Lesbiany
63	63 Vote	Brad Pitt's Identical Body Double Didn't Even Exist
57	57 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kick My Ass
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
9	9 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Tragic Ohio Housefire
7	7 Vote	American Christian Parents Who Love That Their Tweens Still Believe in Santa Are Idiots
135	135 Vote	Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards 1	1
9	9 Vote	I Have Read Your Website and It Made SENSE
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
7	7 Vote	This Kid's Body Is Super-Gross, and Here's Why
106	106 Vote	There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster 1	1
8	8 Vote	Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Had Sex
8	8 Vote	Basically, It's a Bird, It's a Bird, It's a Big Deal
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
6	6 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Claude
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
8	8 Vote	Putin Wants to Make Spock Scream Like This?
7	7 Vote	Court Rules That Prisoners Are Allowed to Transform Rihanna Into a Hobbling Claw-Toed Monster
7	7 Vote	Josh Groban Reassures Us That Cats Are Twerking Now
61	61 Vote	North Korea to Make Black Friends
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
5	5 Vote	Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Absolutely Nothing
137	137 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Giant Squid
6	6 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think It's Cocaine
144	144 Vote	Found Nicolas Cage in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
6	6 Vote	Ingenious Dad Finds a Way to Go to Jail on Robbery Charge
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1

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