Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13
7	7 Vote	Kansans Sign Petion to Classify Westboro Baptist Church Protestor "Big Dipshit"
70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
24	24 Vote	Dating App Founder Says Women Have Brains
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
207	207 Vote	Here's How to Masturbate
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
54	54 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
41	41 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Coming Out on December 18, 2015
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
8	8 Vote	How to Act Asian. Probably Shouldn't Be Difficult to Write This
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
23	23 Vote	Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
4	4 Vote	35 Pictures That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
10	10 Vote	Man Threw $500,000 in Trash to Keep Body Snatchers From Stealing Your Corpse
8	8 Vote	LeBron James Marries High School Football Game 1	1
11	11 Vote	U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs

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