Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Benedict Arnold in Hooker Boots or, Why I Hate Compulsory Femininity
236	236 Vote	My Mom Is at It Again
74	74 Vote	This Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
39	39 Vote	Chris Brown DARES to Talk to a Science Committee and Doesn't Understand Time Travel
5	5 Vote	Girls Are Now Available on Overstock.com
6	6 Vote	Teens Flee Facebook Citing Too Much F—Ing Weed
6	6 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of Fun!
2	2 Vote	Your Dreams Might Be Ruining Your Vagina
2	2 Vote	I Didn't Mean to Kill Myself
2	2 Vote	Fuck You, Unsolicited Advice for Men Is Actually Killing People
260	260 Vote	Science Is a Real Thing
63	63 Vote	Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney Confirms He Is Elderly, and Can't Prove His Citizenship
4	4 Vote	The FBI Is Quietly Pushing Its Plan to Solve the Climate
8	8 Vote	Florida Man Stripped Naked, Robbed While on Naked "Spiritual Quest"
16	16 Vote	Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in North Korea
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
28	28 Vote	One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
4	4 Vote	NASA Shows Off the Coast of England
6	6 Vote	You Should Never Get Over Yourself
70	70 Vote	Someone Actually Got Better Health Care
5	5 Vote	Japan's Coffin Apartments Are Not for You, Unfortunately
5	5 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
9	9 Vote	Here Is a Lie
21	21 Vote	Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
68	68 Vote	How Do I Get a Rental Boyfriend
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
9	9 Vote	Two Democrats, a Republican and a Band Called Death
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
17	17 Vote	Lazy Dog Won't Get Out of Europe
31	31 Vote	Anthony Weiner Celebrates Rosh Hashanah ... By Himself
65	65 Vote	870,000 Toyotas Recalled Due to World's Worst Typo
33	33 Vote	Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
33	33 Vote	Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
100	100 Vote	Ricky Gervais Can't Not Be Shot
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
26	26 Vote	Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Wish: To Rock Out With Some Wolverines 4	4

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