Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
8	8 Vote	Never Be Ashamed of Your Racist Costume Idea
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
145	145 Vote	19 Signs You Are Me
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
147	147 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
17	17 Vote	Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
180	180 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
120	120 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra
37	37 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
28	28 Vote	Here's the New York Times Story About Socks
9	9 Vote	Bookshelfies Are Selfies for People Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
7	7 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be Banned in Some Countries
123	123 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
9	9 Vote	"Mostly White" Diners Line Up to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
8	8 Vote	Developer Arrested for Selling Fake iPhones Made Of...Clay 1	1
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
9	9 Vote	The Founding Fathers Had to Die
96	96 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
56	56 Vote	Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
5	5 Vote	Lance Armstrong I'M BACK ON Twitter, Defiantly Attacking China Over Disputed Islands
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Menus to Begin Third Term as Nicaragua President Obama Supports New Bid to Join His "Nymph Squad"
3	3 Vote	This "Breaking Bad" Finale All Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
139	139 Vote	All Dogs Go to Jail
4	4 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Attention of Geneticists
6	6 Vote	This Is My Favorite Scene From This One Really Awful Thing
8	8 Vote	Cowboy Bebop Is Finally Going to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
6	6 Vote	Sarah Palin Posts Pic of Sasha Obama's Butt in Jean Shorts
4	4 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Young and Financially Literate
6	6 Vote	NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Fuck About Any of Your Biz
7	7 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Might Have Created a Penis-Numbing Spray
8	8 Vote	Museum Can't Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means

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