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Voted Headlines

34	34 Vote	Obama Signs Executive Order Aimed at Launching Kinky Sex App
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
7	7 Vote	Obama Signs Executive Order to Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
34	34 Vote	But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
63	63 Vote	Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
28	28 Vote	One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
33	33 Vote	Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
33	33 Vote	Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
30	30 Vote	Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
86	86 Vote	This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
105	105 Vote	Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
241	241 Vote	Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
141	141 Vote	Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
44	44 Vote	Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
31	31 Vote	Beyoncé Did Not Have Sex in Space
171	171 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
50	50 Vote	Watch a Tiger Make Out With Elmo in Times Square
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
45	45 Vote	Britney Spears Threatens Crowd With 2 Pound Joint
71	71 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
114	114 Vote	Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
50	50 Vote	Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
196	196 Vote	Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study
164	164 Vote	Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
135	135 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut Up About His Uncut Penis
112	112 Vote	You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
101	101 Vote	Cher and Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
80	80 Vote	Is It True That Oreos Are More Manipulable Than Democrats

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