Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
112	112 Vote	Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
177	177 Vote	Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
248	248 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
104	104 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Real "Boobies"
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
31	31 Vote	Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
299	299 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
96	96 Vote	Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Memes
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
165	165 Vote	Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1

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