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Voted Headlines

108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
39	39 Vote	Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
6	6 Vote	Obama Was Respectful and Patient With Sensitive Gag Reflex
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
30	30 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
298	298 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
36	36 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
131	131 Vote	Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
25	25 Vote	Applebee's Obamacare Rant Reveals the Large Hadron Collider's True Purpose
70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
7	7 Vote	Donkey Kong Heads to Obama's Desk
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
47	47 Vote	Obama and First Lady "Fat Butt Michelle Obama"
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers

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