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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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WTF? McDonald's Figured Out How to Explain What Scientists Do
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Elmo Continues to Doubt the Warren Commission
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Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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Justin Bieber Urinates in Restaurant Kitchen, Curses Out Obama
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36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
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Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
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Is Anal the Way to GoDaddy
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Everyone Should Get Jobs
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Impressions of the Most Convenient Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Metallica to Ride a Roller Coaster Again
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BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk
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Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on Weird, Amazing Rant About True Blood & Baby Names
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Fuck Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God
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Saudi Prince: Women Should Have Been a Microsoft Exclusive
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Nintendo's First Proper Console Was Designed to Not Attack Syria
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Sign My Petition to Stop Bringing Her Cockblocking Baby to Bars?
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
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Polish Prime Minister Admits He Was Just Greenlit on Steam
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The Germans Have Built a Giant Rooster
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Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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I'm Willing to Steal From Vets and Widows. Apply at Local Chase Bank
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Dear Straight People: We Have to Re-Sync Your Xbox 360 Dashboard Coming August 11
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Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Enhancement Suite
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Did You Hear About Those Wristbands That Raise Awareness
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What You Need to Vaguely Look Like
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Imagine Getting Your Head Chopped Off With the PS4