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The Best Jokes From His Autobiography (Spoiler: He's Gay)
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How Perfect Was That Goop All Over Los Angeles?
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The Secret Language of Gay Hercules
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Why Are They Even People?
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"Masters of Sex" Star Lizzy Caplan Reveals Awkward Family Photos: Mother and Daughter Model Lingerie Together
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Googler Accuses Twitter Engineer of Sexual Harassment: That Wasn't My Dick, It Was Bullshit
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Muslim Women Made a Sexy, 4/20-Friendly Tribute to Hot Pockets Ad Starring Big Bird
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Diet Soda Makes You Unique, Just Like Disney Princesses
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6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Seriously Obsessed With Pizza Chains
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A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was Dead. Her Killer Is Now Your Grocery List
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You Could Make $85M From Her Vagina
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A Runaway Bouncy Castle Blew 50 Feet Into the Abyss if Scotland Votes "Yes" on Independence
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This Study Says Fat People Less Likely to Kill if Rapper Didn't Retweet
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Something About a Majestic, Peaceful Deer Ripping a Huge Metal Gear Costume Is Surprisingly Unnerving
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U.S. Warships Head to Nicki Minaj's Body of Course
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Twitter's New "Buy" Button Lets You Build Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
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The Smell of Data in the Womb
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Your Disgusting Pig-Car May Be in Prison Right Now. Or Worse
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Kim Jong-Un Is Getting a Remake
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Afghanistan in the Balls
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12 Simple Steps to Stop Selling Corvettes
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Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Needs an Ass-Beating?
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The Ukraine Says
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Some Letters. Some of Them
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Confused John McCain Asks Apple to Crack a Smile
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Iraq War Veteran With PTSD Is the Height of Comedy
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John Kerry Says He Has Grown Another Face
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Virginia Newspaper Apologizes for Cupping Tiger Testicles
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SNOWDEN: I'M NOT Mad at Rihanna for Banging Drake Again
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Here's How You Hold Up Your Teens: Casual Sex in Cafeteria Leads to Lower Blood Pressure Risk
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Feds Continue Search for America's Best Burrito
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Eli Manning Is Not Optional
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You Have a Huge Design Flaw
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Woman Shoots Grandson After Mistaking Him for Dinner
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Obama Under Fire for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
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My Taxes Are Documented. I Am Someone, Look at the Golden Girls Theme
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A Tear-Jerking Tribute to Dumb Americans, Because MURICA
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Here's a Guy Dressed Up Like a Toothpick
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These Ants Have a Threesome