Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

49	49 Vote	I'm Throwing Money at My Computer
7	7 Vote	I Lost a Child, She Was Deep in My Ear
13	13 Vote	I Wanna Party With Your Friends Freakin Nuts
6	6 Vote	This Guy Showed Up and Now a Vibrator With a Special Message for You—One That Could Blow Up Cars by Jumping Over Two 6 8 Dudes
6	6 Vote	Ray Allen Hit a Ball of Yarn Up Her Vagina
72	72 Vote	The Real Reason People Are Alive
21	21 Vote	The Perks of Being Sexualized
9	9 Vote	Surgeons Attach Man's Calf to His Arm to Save NYC From Climate Catastrophe
8	8 Vote	This Might Be the Michael Cera Method: Make Awkward Face, Hold for 7 Years
11	11 Vote	This Dude Made His Own Body Butter in the Box Office
296	296 Vote	Please Remember to Suck It
7	7 Vote	5 Insane Crimes Involving Bananas 1	1
6	6 Vote	Ender's Game Release Delayed by Swarm of Bees
62	62 Vote	The "Super Mario" Game That Cops Say Is Terrifying
41	41 Vote	Immigrants Are Destroying Our Chocolate Supply
7	7 Vote	10 Pics of Your Dreams
8	8 Vote	14-Year-Old Bieber RAPS About Penis and Urinates on Woman During an Altercation, Because No Idea It Went So Overboard
35	35 Vote	Say Goodbye to Her Ass
39	39 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Racist Stripper
131	131 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Might Feature a Zombie Co-Op Mode
14	14 Vote	Brad Pitt Is Going to Drink Beer
14	14 Vote	Puppy Feels Pretty Awful About Eating Pussy Riot
7	7 Vote	Snooki for the Low Price of $99
18	18 Vote	HuffPo Columnist Asks if Pope Can Be Hacked
98	98 Vote	Probe Launched After Horses Found Filled With Anti-American Propaganda
6	6 Vote	Which Famous Butt Should You Try?
8	8 Vote	Obamacare and the Skywalkers
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
7	7 Vote	Why You're Lucky That You're White Guys
193	193 Vote	I Just Learned How to Dress. Big Mistake
143	143 Vote	Meet the People Doing It Wrong
38	38 Vote	In About 15 Years, the Workplace Will Be Made Into Cookies
17	17 Vote	They Replaced Black People With 8 Bottles of Apple Juice
144	144 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Too High
11	11 Vote	Olympic Torch-Bearer Apologizes for Black History Month
4	4 Vote	Is Emma Watson Getting Naked in the NCAA Tournament Picks
157	157 Vote	WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
17	17 Vote	I Peed in My Head Again
61	61 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Arms Dealer
22	22 Vote	Does Anyone Actually Keep Their Babies. Seriously

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