Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

57	57 Vote	Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
167	167 Vote	Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!!
48	48 Vote	8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
127	127 Vote	I'm Very Upset About All 50 States
147	147 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel
130	130 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
24	24 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Rollout
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
24	24 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do People Keep Calling Sandy a Bitch?
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
268	268 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
30	30 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
150	150 Vote	White People Are Worthless
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
43	43 Vote	President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants

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