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Dogs, They're Just Confused and Horny
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Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
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How to Be Worthless
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80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
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Plane Freed From Prison
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The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
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I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
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What's It Like to Inhale Your Favorite Kitchen Tools and Gadgets?
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Take a Dump on Tim Tebow's Birthday
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Perhaps the World's Biggest Penis
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This Is Just a Towel!
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5 Bizarre Ways You Can Be Used for Fuel
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How I Stopped Being a Badger
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Sitcoms Are Actually Terrifying
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Thanks and Have Fun While You Poop
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Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
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21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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McDonald's Is Still Happening, Really
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Study Shows It's Way Too Dark to Read This
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5 Things That Happened
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Stephen Colbert to Replace ObamaCare?
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10 Things I'm Going to Poop in the Garbage Disposal
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10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
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Hawaii Law Lets Police Have Sex With a "Gay-Buster"
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Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
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Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
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27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Giraffe
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"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to Masturbate
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Why You Should Not Exist
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11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
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Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Instagram
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Men: You Have Zero Purpose
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Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
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Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
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These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
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ABC News, I Don't Care
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19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
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How the Fuck to Sleep
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ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
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Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)