Headline Smasher

Still my favorite smash 7 years later

I think we all do sometimes

Evangelical christians

Still feels like only yesterday...

They can't keep getting away with this!

Have you tried not having catastrophic breakdowns?

Still wishing we got Bernie

Can't sexually harass the moon

Pig's foot

I'm pretty sure we all knew this.

This is just a good mindset, saying as someone who used the internet since I was five.

Would you fuck a ghost?

Heck yeah! Heck yeah!

Heck yeah! Heck yeah!

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McEviction

The future the left wants

Very bad opinion

I saved this because I had an..."issue"... after eating a filet-o-fish

Also see, "Oh great, now I'm dead"

He didn't get anything from Wendy's?

Flat earthers having an epiphany

"What the fuck," she replied, "Why are you asking me!?"

To be fair, it's the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

Will there be backwards compatability?

Conservative gamers in regards to games that don't have black people or queer people

Shadow the Hedgehog has a new power under his belt

In a 30 horse race, Samantha knows her untrained pony doesn't have a chance in these big leagues. Fortunately for him, she has a plan...

Right below this is "Obama mourns the loss of our beloved Luigi"

BRITNEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM

Wrong

That must be the most extreme understatement

X

The Monty Hall problem, classic

This just sounds like a normal Florida headline.

No way

Left

As per usual.

Well fine theeeeeeee.......

After Pikmin 3 got released on Switch, this is finally the case.

Too many casualties...

Duality of man

So that's where it went!