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Trump Makes Outlandish Claims About COVID, Demon Sperm, Alien DNA, and Astral Sex—Sadly, Not a Bad Idea

graue

we regret to admit you "gotta hand it to him" on the astral sex idea

The Market Is Projected to Grow at a Montana Hospital

graue

yay, successful capitalisming

Video: Beto Claims That Antifa Aspires Toward Creating a Real-Time Collaborative Rich-Text Editor

graue

pad.riseup.net

Face-Eating Suspect Said He Doesn't Support Net Neutrality

graue

What a monster

Pokemon Go Piss

djur

this one is so good

Steve-O Pours Hot Sauce DIRECTLY Into His Psyche

poope

Please rocket, this is so good

Nail Salon Exclusively for Men to Change Name to "Salmon"

jot

I'm kind of amazed by how much this one almost makes sense as a deliberate bad pun.

djur

nail salmon

Kelsey Grammer Frasiers His Way Into Existence

djur

im still mad that im the only person who upvoted this

ABBA Record a New Meme

djur

lay all your love on meme

ABBA Back After Outage

djur

okay yeah this is a good way of describing a 40 year hiatus

A Waste of Time Causes ABBA to Reappear

djur

the ABBA fandom waiting 40 years for a new album

A Bunch of Dudes Simply Rocking

djur

dudes rock

Understand the Stock Market With This Virus … Forever

borommakott

The virus is capitalism.

Concerned About the Color Yellow

poope

always thought that fucker was suspicious

mysterious0bob

Green Lanterns be like:

Facebook, YouTube Deleted

nevermore

theevilhasbeendefeated.gif

The Exact Moment a Diver Gets Attacked by a Sheep

unemondesansdanger

Beautiful

Driver Arrested for Attempting to Park

unemondesansdanger

Totally can see this happening

This Guy Built His Own Coronavirus Hot Spot

unemondesansdanger

Good for him

My Husband Won't Speak to California College Republicans Still in Diapers

unemondesansdanger

Wut

Opinion: It Is Saturday

unemondesansdanger

Wrong.

Oklahoma Governor Passes Law Keeping Some Voters From Being an Ostrich Doing Quite Well!

graue

that's right Oklahoma voters, no more putting your heads in the sand

If I Have Adhd. This Is Cruel

loonymoony

school

How Sex Can Cure Your Horrible Racism

nevermore

Make love, not race wars, I guess.

Making a Smart Racist Person

graue

that's the goal of eugenics, yes

You're Drinking Too Much Cardio

unemondesansdanger

Not sure you're supposed to drink that.

Is Nintendo Actually Winning Its Endless War Against Syria?

unemondesansdanger

No

"Red Dead" Online Update Adds Giant Mechs With Jetpacks

mysterious0bob

I mean given how GTA Online turned out I wouldn't put it pass them.

Trans Women Are Women

dustyisforever

Based

What Are Your Opinions on These Opinions

graue

sharing a tweet to the group chat like

So, Uh, How About That Total Failure of a Minnesota Lake

poope

you leave that lake alone, he's a beautiful lake and did nothing wrong

Videos Show Hundreds of Anuses Discovered

poope

these unlicensed Anus Harvesters are a menace to society, i¨m telling you right now

Australian Troops Will Help Pick Who Gets Booster Vaccine in Their Genitals

poope

you never want to get Genital Covid it's hell

Meat-Free Dinners That Make Life Miserable for Its 40th Anniversary

poope

"birthday" or "the 40th anniversary of Life"

More Hospitals Hit by Car, Hospitalized

graue

Why wasn't the hospital wearing reflective clothing?

Police Release Video Images of Planets Forming

graue

I vociferously opposed redirecting NASA's funding to the police department, but I have to admit this is pretty cool.

Hideo Kojima to Host a "Hamilton" Watch Party of Course

graue

I mean, yeah, obviously

FBI Arrest Texas Man for Attempting to Hump Things to Prevent Bloodshed, Specifically, His Own

poope

The fabled preventative self-defense technique of Humping Things

Is Anderson Cooper Related to Queen Victoria?

unemondesansdanger

Wut