Harsh
Portal 3 confirmed
Sent off to participate in Battle Royale, I bet.
So the ones I just ate are fake, then?
That's a relief
yeah but does she know how to use em
I knew it
Savage
This is literally just a headline with one extra word
"Budget" DIY projects be like
That’s a low bar
This is true evil at work here
:(
some of Yoda's lesser-known advice to Luke
That’s dark
Underrated
You gotta pay extra for the Fairy Godmother, though.
Yes please
Might be a bad idea.
We didn't start the fire. He did!
Shaka, when the walls fell
Now?
hahahahahahahahahaha
Cover tagline for a sleazy '60s romance novel that has horribly regressive views on relationships
Love this one
Good for him.
They're going to make it a 3D film.
So inspiring
Makes sense
"Bigger slump and bigger wars and a smaller recovery" - Stereolab
Good
Long overdue
Beautiful.
Oops
Libertarianism
Nobody wants to work high anymore
that unpredictable enigma, the Maryland Corn Maze
giggling uncontrollably at the idea of a migrating corn maze
I could write the book on this, but I'm too busy and stressed out to get around to it.
I always had my suspicions
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