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The Panthers Aren't Nearly as Good as "toilet Paper"

unemondesansdanger

Harsh

There's a Better Cake, According to Science

davince

Portal 3 confirmed

Man Sentenced to Life in Danger

davince

Sent off to participate in Battle Royale, I bet.

You Do Not Contain Real Onions

will64gamer

So the ones I just ate are fake, then?

thepenguinking2

That's a relief

Illinois Now Has Legs

djur

yeah but does she know how to use em

NHL Unveils Plan to Fix Rigged Game

unemondesansdanger

I knew it

Get a Flu Shot and Killed by Truck While Lying in Middle of Nowhere

tailsthefoxismyhero

Savage

Oh I Knew It, Pikachu Is Evil!

thepenguinking2

This is literally just a headline with one extra word

39 Inexpensive Products That Only Cost a Lot

thepenguinking2

"Budget" DIY projects be like

The "Bachelor in Paradise" Was Engaged 1 Month of October, but It's Consensual

unemondesansdanger

That’s a low bar

Girl, 17, Dies After Receiving Nachos With NO CHEESE

unemondesansdanger

This is true evil at work here

Man, 48, Dies After Being Left Empty for Decades

jot

:(

The Best Gifts You Can Make Your Orgasms

jot

some of Yoda's lesser-known advice to Luke

Man Threatened to Kill Me

unemondesansdanger

That’s dark

Abolish the "oppressive" Prince of Darkness

graue

Underrated

Hyundai Opens First Car-Powered Hotel With the IONIQ 5 Pumpkin

jot

You gotta pay extra for the Fairy Godmother, though.

Want to Forget the Word Virus?

graue

Yes please

How to Hook Up With My Coworkers?

unemondesansdanger

Might be a bad idea.

This Man Set the Fire

graue

We didn't start the fire. He did!

Sia, After Being Struck by Vehicles

jrh

Shaka, when the walls fell

Time for Christmas Squirrel

unemondesansdanger

Now?

BOOM! NASA Just Hit a Cat, California Officials Say Goodbye

jot

hahahahahahahahahaha

Most People Avoid Ugly Animals. I'm Obsessed With Changing Mine

jot

Cover tagline for a sleazy '60s romance novel that has horribly regressive views on relationships

Dog Doesn't Like Math and Physics?

fauserbu

Love this one

Tropical Storm Danielle Strengthens Into Hurricane Ian

jot

Good for him.

D-Von Dudley Gives Update on WEDDING CRASHERS 2, Says They're "Exploring Some Ideas"

jot

They're going to make it a 3D film.

Life Goes on Deadly Shooting Spree That Left 1,200 Dead

unemondesansdanger

So inspiring

Flynn Was Not Masked Because the Horse Is Wearing a Face Mask!

unemondesansdanger

Makes sense

If Shoppers Pull Back, It's Time for War

graue

"Bigger slump and bigger wars and a smaller recovery"
- Stereolab

Bullying and Sex Toys Available for Under $1,000

unemondesansdanger

Good

Israel Announces Ground Invasion of the Grammys

unemondesansdanger

Long overdue

Beautiful, Inspiring Trailer for Killing Fan-Favorite Character

unemondesansdanger

Beautiful.

Trump's Official Schedule Says He Will Be Destroyed Friday Noon

unemondesansdanger

Oops

The Constitutional Right to Be Thrown Away

graue

Libertarianism

Stoned Food Industry Worker Shortage

graue

Nobody wants to work high anymore

It's Corn! Maryland Corn Maze Returns to Midwest Earlier Than Expected

ammnontet

that unpredictable enigma, the Maryland Corn Maze

jot

giggling uncontrollably at the idea of a migrating corn maze

How to Feel Bombarded by Clutter

jot

I could write the book on this, but I'm too busy and stressed out to get around to it.

"Brady Brunch" Star Maureen McCormick Reveals It Was Metal as Hell

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I always had my suspicions