Headline Smasher

Too many casualties...

Duality of man

So that's where it went!

old friend just dropped!

Wish this were real, I would so buy it

#5 will KILL you!

Oh wow. Yikes.

clearly i need to listen to more of them

it's a white stripes song

nah i do im just creating The Clickbait

oh girl, you have no faith in medicine

i'm here to kick ass and stimulate the economy... and i'm all out of economy - joe biden

10/10

unbearable

Sounds vaguely illegal

Well we've all been there

related https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/04/pleistocene-park/517779/

seriously though, I haven't had to do this for 4,000 years

milkshake ducked in one headline

the future urbanists want

praxis

Finally

Like, together? At the same time?

Yaaaaay!

WAIT, I mean, um...

ridiculous if you ask me. who listens to chillwave anymore?

congrats on the self-awareness at least

the crossover event we didn't know we needed

smh. destigmatize self care

masterpiece

Congress lowkey fell off

Indeed, the scene with him on the overpass was thrilling https://headlinesmasher.com/661708

it's more likely than ever!

STUFF

Reminds me of this smash from last year... speaking of "Joe"... https://headlinesmasher.com/569625

Truly, one of life's greatest mysteries.

Unrelated to this headline, but—Headline Smasher, you just HAD to crash and not want to save when I generated something this amazing, didn't you?

https://i.imgur.com/PvHBmhB.png

They're actually a 1,000 years old.

Old article. They're now 132-year-old sophomores in college.

If you're a crazy person.

The conspiracy theory we didn't know we needed