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Tennessee Hit With Scathing Feedback

graue

About time Tennessee heard it straight

Time's Latest Cover Is a Sock

jot

About time Henry Cow got the mainstream recognition they deserve!

Democrat Joe Manchin Is Not Helping

bluejaysblue1987

This is it. This is the headline.

Richard Branson Becomes First Woman of Color

graue

Amazing accomplishment

Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi

nosgoroth

L is real

Police Confirm They Are Corrupt

thepenguinking2

1312

Hurricane Ida Left

graue

If my city was in the path of a hurricane, Ida left too.

Why Are My Favorite Fats

unemondesansdanger

What not to say on a date.

Feel the Burn in Your Eyes

unemondesansdanger

Procrastination saves the day

jot

Sure, go ahead, and I think I'll do the same. We might not be able to get new content now, but there's a lot of buried good stuff we could unearth.

graue

There's a lot of good stuff on page 9 folks should check out. https://headlinesmasher.com/recent?page=9

And may I plug my own smashes? Lots of solid 1-vote headlines in there that just didn't get the notice they deserved.

graue

You magnificent bastard.

jot

In case anyone's wondering how I generated new ones, I still had a tab open from over a week ago, lol. The site's still broken.

Someone Ate 40 Pizzas in 39 Seconds

will64gamer

Sigh... It was Nikocado Avocado, wasn't it?

A Waste of Time Causes ABBA to Reappear

graue

when you know you've been watching too many music videos on YouTube

Pull Off a Cougar by Blasting Metallica

unemondesansdanger

Whatever works

MGM Looking to Sell Live WWII Nazi Bomb on eBay Amid 2021 Shortage

rivemont

Leo's getting desperate

Why I Sued the San Juan Basin

unemondesansdanger

Ok Karen

Children and Teens Gained Weight at an IRL Party

graue

slamming too much Juicy Juice will do that

3 Quick, Surefire Ways to Make Him "Uncomfortable"

unemondesansdanger

Is this even legal?

There Are No Spectators and That's Honestly Perfect

graue

when you commit a murder

Sex and the Shutdown Threat

graue

it's called edging

I'm a Fucking Cucumber

ferrihydrite

funniest shit I’ve ever seen

VIDEO: I Will Go Through Windows

graue

love a defenestration vid!

Scientists Find 414 Million Pieces of a Model Young Republican Candidate

graue

so much for the tolerant left!

Tyrannosaurus Rex Had a "Sexual Encounter" With Becki Falwell

xabasto

Still not the weirdest dinosaur erotica I've ever read

unemondesansdanger

Uhhh

Manchin: I Will Shoot You

graue

not very moderate of him...

Sad Relationship News for Terrorists

unemondesansdanger

I have a cold and this almost made me start coughing again from laughing.

A Guide for Race-Obsessed White Leftists Outraged

graue

I need to read this

The Internet [Update: It's Over]

fiery_redmond

thank God

Republican Heads Explode as Biden Snaps

xabasto

Man, not even FDR ever got around to completing the Infinity Gauntlet

Dunkin Is Taking Over Afghanistan —

graue

Afghanistan runs on Dunkin!

Everyone Is a Stunner

graue

sinner*

"Glow" Finally Gives Its Characters Space to Grapple With the Scented Taste of Each Others Inner Thighs

crystalgemology

That's amazing. It was about five minutes before I could breathe again and wipe the tears away to type this comment xD.

Woman Who Doesn't Actually Hate Mondays?

graue

she doesn't hate Mondays, she hates capitalism!

The State Is Promising to Sell Gif Creator Giphy

graue

privatization has gone too far

We Finally Got a Billy Joel Tattoo: Why?

nevermore

You’re the piano man.

Aaron Rodgers Says He's Not a Sick Loser

unemondesansdanger

Yet