I don't believe it!
Sounds about right
ceci n'est pas une chat
Dmitry Fyodorovich Karamazov to his father:
The what now?
s-tier
from dust they came and to dust they shall return
boo... they should be avenging just out of love of the game
so haunted it took a year to write the headline
Cursed.
Pretty sure biology doesn’t work that way.
Sputnik V creates estrogen in men
wealthy suburbanites when low-income housing is proposed:
Did some executive at Ford write this?
Frist
We did it boi
No.
College Republicans dreaming of their future careers
*buzzes in* What is "baijiu"?
please, they're called instrumentalists. stop embarrassing me Dad
This is me unfortunately
time for some game theory!
economic anxiety strikes again
me to my buddy at karaoke, during the instrumental intro
nah man the supreme court SUCKS
me in the compose tweet textbox every day
LOVE LOVE WILL SPANK US APART AGAIN
NOW I WANNA BE THE DOG
She used to kill her son. She still does, but she used to too.
Bruh
Mmmmmbbbvvvvrrrrrshhhhh!
Thanks, lord Dangeur.
Vaccine passports? When is there a mask passport? Anyways, why did the EU investigate something with brexit uk
I bet Pokémon Snap would make a case study on how PBS/NPR is a retard by 2022.
Yes
me tweeting uncomfortable truths
Vote,
I lie in the road, try to trip up the passing cars. Yes, me and the hedgehog, we bursting the tires all day.
Bipartisanship in a nutshell
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I don't believe it!