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Hot Dogs Can Detect Damage and Self-Heal

Deep Frozen Testicle Tissue Used to Be Legit

graue

capitalism ruins everything

How to Have Bomb in Luggage

graue

Andreas Malm's latest

Tiny Houses Are More Popular Than Ever, but Many People Are Eating Each Other

graue

Underrated. Wish I could double-upvote these really good ones.

jot

Jesus Christ, I think this is already one of my all-time favorites.

Dick. I'm Trying to Harm the USA

djur

damn i just got this as a smash right now. thought i got a really good unique one ):

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Response to Rumors She Bit Beyonce

wackysusbrot

This is actually hilarious!

Horror as Baby Found Dead at 80

loonymoony

BENJAMIN BUTTON NOO

Teen Caught Deliberately Hitting Man With Possible Nuclear Capability

nosgoroth

Yes

roastgrief

The teen or the man?

Woman, 5-Year-Old Boy Becomes

stonefree

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE AS WELL

jonversion1

Did Yoda write this?

Ron DeSantis Was a Joke

graue

Still is, but he was, too

The FBI Will Feed Your Family for Just £5

graue

A price in pounds? That must be the Federal British Investigators

I Will Not Run in 2024

roastgrief

I won't even walk that much if I can help it

Everyone Is Dunking on Dorks

unemondesansdanger

Good

The Kaiju Are Large and in Us

jot

😳

6-Year-Old Girl Dies at 81

jot

These never fail to make me laugh. They never, ever get old.

Is Kroger Open on Christmas 2020?

unemondesansdanger

Bit late to ask that

Give Cats More Meat and Cheese

graue

a cat smashed this headline

Fatal Collision as Train Goes to the World Cup

jot

Thomas, no!

How Worried Should I Be About the U.S. Government

unemondesansdanger

Very

prytonis

Very

13-Year-Old Dies After Battle With a Puppet

borommakott

I saw this episode of Naruto.

First Woman Put to Rest

graue

RIP Eve

Twitter Says 130 People Were Targeted in Hack That Hijacked Our Brains

unemondesansdanger

You laugh now but this will happen

Lightning Strike on North Carolina Sheriff's Deputies

loonymoony

zeus said acab

This Couple Turned Reclaimed Materials Into a SALAD Cream

graue

So a dressing

I Was Hit by Oncoming Train

unemondesansdanger

Rip

Your Crotch Is Not HELPING

jot

Well, at least it's TRYING! 😡

Britney Spears Right to Send Out Rent Relief

graue

Based. Wish she were governor of California

Several Candidates File to Take the Left's Subversive Agenda

graue

based. drop the actblue links here

Brazilian Model Is on Sale

unemondesansdanger

Pretty sure this is illegal.

These Cosplaying Yip Yips Treated Convention Goers to the World's Favorite Condiment

gridlockjoe

That’s not mayonnaise!

Kevin Durant Under Fire for Denying Permit for Confederate Event

unemondesansdanger

That's a new one

Here Are the Politicians Trying to Eat Bugs

graue

re-elect those champs right away!!

POLL: People Like Me, Will "Kill Me"

graue

when workers do not have solidarity

Trump Makes Outlandish Claims About COVID, Demon Sperm, Alien DNA, and Astral Sex—Sadly, Not a Bad Idea

graue

we regret to admit you "gotta hand it to him" on the astral sex idea

The Market Is Projected to Grow at a Montana Hospital

graue

yay, successful capitalisming

Video: Beto Claims That Antifa Aspires Toward Creating a Real-Time Collaborative Rich-Text Editor

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