I could write the book on this, but I'm too busy and stressed out to get around to it.
I always had my suspicions
giggling uncontrollably at the idea of a migrating corn maze
Typical Democrats
Slow news day.
Whoa
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This is why you shouldn't give a fuck.
Ok this one is hilarious
Uhh
-- Ralph Bakshi
Delightfully devilish, Seymour
Good! Definitely good. Throw a few in there. If it doesn't seem to be working, try more.
Finally.
Suburban James Bond movie?
At least they're honest about it.
Wow, that's a depressing headline.
You don't have to apologize! It's okay. Really.
I like that it's ambiguous who has the burrito.
Ach! Augustus! Thank goodness you're alright!
They're signed to 4AD.
10/10
Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
This literally made me laugh out loud
Unironically true
https://headlinesmasher.com/513416
Can this be real
No, I unfortuntely cnnot.
Even in death, he's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Pelosi's latest fundraising email is a banger
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Sort of. Nations are socially constructed, but that doesn't mean "not real"; they are what Γmile Durkheim called "social facts."
No shit
I haven't full-on hurt myself laughing at one of these in a long time. Dear God.
I can't believe that Biden's been bought out by Biden.
Looks like I picked the wrong board meeting to continue sniffing glue
Every 55-year-old is a mother's child
Omg
An unexpected but promising sequel
Harsh
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I could write the book on this, but I'm too busy and stressed out to get around to it.