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How to Feel Bombarded by Clutter

jot

I could write the book on this, but I'm too busy and stressed out to get around to it.

"Brady Brunch" Star Maureen McCormick Reveals It Was Metal as Hell

sponsoredby

I always had my suspicions

It's Corn! Maryland Corn Maze Returns to Midwest Earlier Than Expected

jot

giggling uncontrollably at the idea of a migrating corn maze

Democrats Planning to "Kill the Democrats"

graue

Typical Democrats

A Pigeon Landed on My Lawn!

unemondesansdanger

Slow news day.

Woman Charged With Murder Charge

unemondesansdanger

Whoa

Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Is Back! Plus There's a New World Order

shinyy

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

"Fuck" Belongs to Missing Man, Georgia Police Say. Now, Brother Is Charged

jot

This is why you shouldn't give a fuck.

67-Year-Old Dad Falls Off His New Rumored GF!

unemondesansdanger

Ok this one is hilarious

What Is Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma? Is It Good?

unemondesansdanger

Uhh

The Best Animated Movies Are "Way More Explicit"

jot

-- Ralph Bakshi

The Most Diabolical Way to Bake Salmon

graue

Delightfully devilish, Seymour

Are YouTubers Good or Bad for the Shrinking Colorado River

jot

Good! Definitely good. Throw a few in there. If it doesn't seem to be working, try more.

1968's Presidential Election Results

unemondesansdanger

Finally.

No Time to a Driveway

unemondesansdanger

Suburban James Bond movie?

Racial Profiling. This Is How We Test Products at Insider Reviews

unemondesansdanger

At least they're honest about it.

Displaced Afghan Students Are Eligible for More Misery

unemondesansdanger

Wow, that's a depressing headline.

I'm Sorry, but It's a Bigger Ass

jot

You don't have to apologize! It's okay. Really.

How Do I Approach a Girl With a Burrito

borommakott

I like that it's ambiguous who has the burrito.

Child Tumbles Out of Chocolate

jot

Ach! Augustus! Thank goodness you're alright!

Wine of the Flames

jot

They're signed to 4AD.

The Increasingly Dangerous Variants of the Billionaire

jot

10/10

NYC Is Dead Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

will64gamer

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

Guns "N" Babies Suck

unemondesansdanger

This literally made me laugh out loud

Tesla's Elon Musk Dismissed as "Expensive" and Unnecessary

graue

Unironically true

Tesla Model 3s Spotted Testing in Public Bathrooms

Fate of the Hill

unemondesansdanger

Can this be real

Can You Actually Type A?

roastgrief

No, I unfortuntely cnnot.

Florida Dad Is Shot Dead at 80, Will Never Give Up

graue

Even in death, he's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

I'm Done Fighting for Democracy

graue

Pelosi's latest fundraising email is a banger

US Is Revealed to Be 100% False

will64gamer

πŸ€“

graue

Sort of. Nations are socially constructed, but that doesn't mean "not real"; they are what Γ‰mile Durkheim called "social facts."

Trump to Give Everything to Grifty Millionaire Preachers

ddeceevurr

No shit

Giant Will Install Plexiglass Shields in Baltimore-Area Stores as It Comes

jot

I haven't full-on hurt myself laughing at one of these in a long time. Dear God.

Biden Urges Congress to Pass Biden Agenda

blastinus

I can't believe that Biden's been bought out by Biden.

There Ain't Enough Glue in the Boardroom

graue

Looks like I picked the wrong board meeting to continue sniffing glue

Four People, Including Two Children, Found Dead at 55

graue

Every 55-year-old is a mother's child

Microsoft Office 2021 Will Be Made of Sustainable Materials by 2025

unemondesansdanger

Omg

Bambi and the Rise of Islamic Feminism

grumpfdalm

An unexpected but promising sequel

Jose Mourinho Fails to Impress Yet Again

unemondesansdanger

Harsh