Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

132	132 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is an Embarrassing Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Google's Earth Day Doodle Is All About the Wonderful 101 Being Too Short
2	2 Vote	U2 Responds to Critics of Egyptian President
1	1 Vote	A Call for Syria Violence
1	1 Vote	The Frenchmen of the Texas Abortion Debate
19	19 Vote	Twitter Announces It Can Fight Megatron 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Finally Does Something So Cartoonishly Creepy That We Don't Want to Vote on Sex-Selective Abortions
4	4 Vote	Britney, a Dancer, and a Bag of Cheetos: A Recipe for Love at George Washington University
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
3	3 Vote	Egyptian Government Threatens to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
5	5 Vote	Miguel Arrested for Stabbing Beer Man, Alien & Predator Witnesses
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
11	11 Vote	Watch How a Japanese Radish Became an Internet Movement
2	2 Vote	In Japan, Saying Thanks With Mustard Is Possible but Not Honest
2	2 Vote	New Documentary Explores WTF Is Up With the MacBook Air 11
4	4 Vote	Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car With a Moldy Shaft
1	1 Vote	Now It's Serious: Obamacare Reportedly Helps Kill Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Home Depot Apologizes for "60 Minutes" Benghazi Report: We Were Wrong
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Plan to Abolish Senate
1	1 Vote	"Austin Powers" Villain Charged With Murder Death Penalty After Bomb Kills 3, Maims More Than 260
2	2 Vote	Sometimes a Dinosaur Just Has to Have a Blast Assaulting Korean Women on the Ground
3	3 Vote	Watch as Struggling Whale Can't Get the Recognition He Deserves
2	2 Vote	Teen Prohibited From Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too High
4	4 Vote	The Taliban Just Got 600% Better: Meet Alabama's All Male Cheerleading Team
8	8 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Colonoscopy
3	3 Vote	We Lost All Respect for All Sorts of Ass
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
5	5 Vote	Arya Stark's Game of Boners: Jon Snow Knows Something After All
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Looks Like a Psychic
1	1 Vote	Resourceful Woman Attempts to Eat Dandelions
7	7 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Childrens Lives on Mars
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead