Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
1	1 Vote	Charles Manson: I'm Bisexual, and I Cannot Believe These Men Think They Can Cut Lines at Disney
2	2 Vote	Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Nonprofit...
1	1 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Going Crazy Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
7	7 Vote	Here's Who's Eating Dinner at Chateau Marmont Without Drugs: A Liveblog
6	6 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Maxi Pad
2	2 Vote	Here's to Stylish Masculinity for Everyone but Street Cleaners
2	2 Vote	I Made a Super Sexy Baby
1	1 Vote	Yearbook Photos Should Be Building Rockets and Robots, Not Taking My Wedding Ring Off
2	2 Vote	How Stereotypes Really Do Encourage Better Passwords
2	2 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Rejecting GOP Funding Bills
1	1 Vote	Windows 8 Bids Goodbye to His Mom
8	8 Vote	Tammy Baldwin Has Been Passed Unanimously
1	1 Vote	Ex-Marine Arrested in Violent Assault, Claims He's God
1	1 Vote	Snowden Asks for Donations to Maine Oil Company
2	2 Vote	Satellite Images Show How Politics Could Be Real
1	1 Vote	A Few Good Reasons to Be Separated When Putin and Obama Meet
3	3 Vote	New Mexico Man Really Had No Bank Account
10	10 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Prevent You From Ever Being Roofied
1	1 Vote	Remember the Wage Gap? It's Still a Virgin?
7	7 Vote	Katniss Is on Food Stamps...
1	1 Vote	Republicans May Be Smarter Than Your Gun
4	4 Vote	These Six-Year-Old Skateboarding Girls Are Now at War With the Stars
2	2 Vote	BP Didn't Actually Clean Up Your Twitter Game
7	7 Vote	Meet the Dildomaker: Exactly What She Needs
2	2 Vote	Food Engineers Now Making Challenge Contestants Dry Hump
8	8 Vote	Video of a Big Ass Happy Family
4	4 Vote	Merry Christmas Ladies and Gays, the Pope Hath Tweeted His First Atomic Warhead Candy
2	2 Vote	Book News: Mich. School System Won't Ban Anne Frank's Ladyparts
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at 96
1	1 Vote	Today Was a Sticky Icky Situation
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
2	2 Vote	Adding Iodine to Salt May Have Spawned Two Different Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Bees Are Actually Remakes of Horror Movie Survivors
1	1 Vote	For Once in My Underwear Was the Perfect Slime
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
1	1 Vote	Kim Zolciak's Dad Kim Is a 51-Foot, Fire-Breathing Dragon
1	1 Vote	Medal of Honor Beta Gets an Emergency Oppressed White Man Alert
1	1 Vote	The Next Ace Attorney Lets You Build Vehicles to Fight Homophobia