Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Charter School Reportedly Bans Students From Performing "Joy to the Jihadist Cause"
2	2 Vote	This Man Has a Penis!
1	1 Vote	Non-Profit Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
1	1 Vote	BREAKDOWNS: Zac Efron Went to Heaven Describes Talking With God
12	12 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Promote Obamacare
2	2 Vote	American Student Killed in His Bed by Falling Cow
11	11 Vote	America Is Officially a Let Down
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Should Listen to the Sharknados Too
4	4 Vote	Some Items at J. Crew Baby That Are Just Pure Nonstop Fun
7	7 Vote	War Hero Sues KFC They Refused to Serve Me Cause of My Trashy Daughter
7	7 Vote	Meet the Man Who Woke Up in My Grandfather's Basement After He Passed Away...would Have Loved Catherine
129	129 Vote	See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
1	1 Vote	NPR Be Like "I Love Moscato"
5	5 Vote	Brad Pitt Makes Badass Tank Way More Porntastic
4	4 Vote	Watch the Biggest Whinypants Complainers on Twitter
20	20 Vote	DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs
3	3 Vote	Romney Emerges From Development Hell
1	1 Vote	Konami Hosting Screening Parties for Its Lies
7	7 Vote	Suspect in California Over Climate Change
7	7 Vote	Justin Bieber Is He Trying to Protect Your Property From Thieves
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson Are Definitely Not Forgetting the Alamo, Which Is Troubling
3	3 Vote	Lil Wayne Released From Jail After Citizen's Arrest
5	5 Vote	Utah Lawmakers Look to Urban Dictionary for Help With Slang
4	4 Vote	Breakdowns: Underwear Is Not a Fan Letter
4	4 Vote	Coca-Cola Forced to Participate in Slavery Reenactment
7	7 Vote	This Writer Wants You to Gain Weight
2	2 Vote	Romantic First Date Ends With a GRENADE
3	3 Vote	Rapper Lil Wayne Released From Solitary After 41 Years
7	7 Vote	Oprah Tries to Board Flight With More Guns
5	5 Vote	This Week in Nine Months
149	149 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again 1	1
3	3 Vote	"Biblical" Flooding Rages in Colorado Drought
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
4	4 Vote	How Often Does a Rabbit Flash Its White Tail When Its Being Chased?
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche