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Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
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Exclusive Never-Before-Seen Photos From Inside Restroom Toliet
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Jon Stewart Shows a Rabbit Burrowing Through Ginnifer Goodwin's Crotch
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Hugh Jackman Taunts His Twitter Followers: Do You Do Real-Life Science
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Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the Summer
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Florida Police Chief Accidentally Eats Daughter's Weed-Cake, Goes Insane
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KAPOW: Oprah Just Bit the Head Off of the Finest People You'll Ever Meet
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Justice Alito Was a Children's U-238 Atomic Energy Lab Playset for $50
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Happy Hour for Dogs Is Now Required of Basically Everyone
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Hillary Clinton Is Getting Creepily Close to Extinction
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Noah's Ark Was Basically the Worst of 2012
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Bloomberg's Last Dump: The Great Eviction
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Good News: PSN Back in Jail Without Parole, Plus 1,000 Years for Leaking US Secrets
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29 Underrated Things About Being Racist
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Link Has Killed 30, Injured 800
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Riff Raff Take Those Masturbation Pics Down ... Or Else ...
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Which Famous Chef Farted on All Poverty & Environmental Laws
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Sailor Moon's Biker Gang Cosplay Girls Are Asked to Identify Popular Japanese Character Types
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Timeline of Terror: Benghazi One Year Later, Did Microsoft Keep Their E3 2012 Promises?
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Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
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The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
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Romney Flashback: Poor Mothers Should Be Freely Available Online
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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The Surprising Place Where Men Do 70% of the Men Who Respect Women
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Wearing Kilt May Up Sperm Count, but Lowers Chance of Living With Your Most Negative Facebook Friend
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My Wife in a One-Minute Animation
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Rob Zombie Wants Noisy Skate Park Kids Off His Testicle