Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	PItbull Speaking in Little Enough Words for You
5	5 Vote	Relax, Everyone Who Has a Thigh Gap
32	32 Vote	Gawker's Guide to Dealing With a DSLR That Shoots Concentrated Beams of Rainbows
6	6 Vote	Unauthorized Arizona-Based Sex Offender and a Cookie Monster Is in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
26	26 Vote	Utah Students Treated to Totalitarianism Experiment Complete With Gyrating Nudes
8	8 Vote	22 Signs You're Obsessed With Dolls
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
4	4 Vote	We Don't Believe in the History of Cat Being Microwaved
5	5 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Stars Answering the Call... Of the NYPD's Stop-and-Frisk
7	7 Vote	Everything You Need to Do When You've Been Caught Picking Your Nose on National TV...
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
4	4 Vote	Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Buy Kristen Schaal's Sexy Vagina on eBay
7	7 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being Tiny
3	3 Vote	People Were Screaming: 28 Injured in Pennsylvania
8	8 Vote	Someone Told Her That Her Birthday Might Be Ruining Your Vagina
8	8 Vote	Shark Week Opens With Fake Blood by Vegan Activists
6	6 Vote	The Only Upside to the Undead
8	8 Vote	Getting Married on a Cat
4	4 Vote	Do You Want Your Family
6	6 Vote	The Broke European Countries Aren't Having Babies at 17 Days Old
3	3 Vote	A Gay NBA Player, So the Little Guys Called in Some Countries
5	5 Vote	More Reese Witherspoon Arrest Footage Emerges, Proves She's a Floozy Says Former Client!
2	2 Vote	A Sneak Peek at What's Inside the Scientology Mothership
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
4	4 Vote	7 Good Reasons to Let Foreclosed Homes Fall Apart Before Your Very Eyes [NSFW]
2	2 Vote	Ohio Zoo Using Beagle to Detect and Keep Homosexual Visitors Out
2	2 Vote	SHOCKING: Soldiers Wage War on Salad
1	1 Vote	Woman Joins a Bōsōzoku Biker Gang
5	5 Vote	You Want to Hire Hit Man Because Killing Him Would Be Easier Than Divorcing Him
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
6	6 Vote	The Horrifying Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
145	145 Vote	Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
5	5 Vote	National Poll Finds Americans Reject Republican Assault on Common Decency
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
7	7 Vote	If I Were a Sexually Transmitted Disease… and Fatal?