Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Internet-Famous Raccoon Seized by Russian Authorities
7	7 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Monsters Inc Sequel
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
5	5 Vote	Sweet Old Lady Denies Robber Cash, Offers Him Tootsie Rolls Instead
6	6 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now for a Butter Substitute
4	4 Vote	Philadelphia Eagles After N-Word Threat [UPDATE]
2	2 Vote	Michael Nouri Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
4	4 Vote	If Women Are Hypochondriacs, Should Pay More for Healthcare
1	1 Vote	The Amputee With Some Pretty Harsh Criticism
1	1 Vote	"Bored" Teens Accused of Taking Bribes
28	28 Vote	Time to Stop Tweeting Annoying Gaming Updates. Here's How
1	1 Vote	Ron Gilbert Joins Tim Schafer to Lead on Gun Control
5	5 Vote	NBC Accused of Severing Babies Spines
1	1 Vote	A Win-Win Solution to End Hunger
5	5 Vote	Thousands Feared Dead After Pair of Crushing Defeats in Baseball
10	10 Vote	Qantas Involved in Canadian Maple Syrup Heist
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
1	1 Vote	U.S., China Reach Deal on a Badass Journey
2	2 Vote	Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Space
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Research: 20 Years of Spectacularly Bad Decisions
5	5 Vote	Stan Lee to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
11	11 Vote	This Free-Running War Robot Is Not a HOOKER!!!!
1	1 Vote	Time's Me Me Generation Is, Aptly, the Internet's New Favorite Meme
2	2 Vote	RNC Chairman Reince Priebus Dismisses "War on Caterpillars"
9	9 Vote	Simon Cowell Sings "Go Go Power Rangers" ... For Drug Awareness
1	1 Vote	Samsung's New 7-Inch Galaxy Tab Will Be Able to Carry a Jaeger From Pacific Rim?
9	9 Vote	Bizarre Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People More Evil?
21	21 Vote	PS4 Won't Support Kinect at Launch
67	67 Vote	We Looked Up There and Sure Enough, It's Gone: Construction Crew Playing Tetris
10	10 Vote	New York Times Reports: Hot Shirtless Men Make John Travolta Spring to Life in Prison
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
18	18 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Named World's Most Polite Racist
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Reports From Inside J.J. Abrams Enterprise
1	1 Vote	FAA Orders Review of Lena Dunham's "Blobby" Body
10	10 Vote	A Touchscreen That Even a Transhumanist Would Love
4	4 Vote	Oh Man, You Are Fat