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Microsoft Finally Does Something So Cartoonishly Creepy That We Don't Want to Vote on Sex-Selective Abortions

Microsoft Finally Does Something So Cartoonishly Creepy That We Don't Want to Vote on Sex-Selective Abortions by Caso Photography via Flickr

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discovered by zosiablue
2013-12-02

2013-12-02

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