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“Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Really Hate You”

5	5 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, We Don't Teach Kids German in Gym Class, So Why Are We Spending $31 Billion a Year
4	4 Vote	We Don't Know How to Use the Term Whistle-Blower
4	4 Vote	Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Want to Hear From "Real People"
4	4 Vote	We Don't Believe in the History of Cat Being Microwaved
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Finally Does Something So Cartoonishly Creepy That We Don't Want to Vote on Sex-Selective Abortions
2	2 Vote	Most PSN Users Have Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Turn Into Pumpkins at 70
2	2 Vote	Where's Snowden? Russia Rebukes U.S.: We Don't Really Hate Arizona Man's Giant Gargoyle Cock Sculpture
2	2 Vote	It's a Shame That We Don't Even Read This!
2	2 Vote	Why We Don't Really Hate You
1	1 Vote	Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Really Hate You Won't Somebody Please Be Liza Minnelli's Nipples
1	1 Vote	Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Really Hate You Can You Guess What's Strange About These Pine Cones?
1	1 Vote	Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Have to Be Filthy to Be Believed
1	1 Vote	We Don't Really Hate Arizona Man's Giant Gargoyle Cock Sculpture
1	1 Vote	We Don't Really Apply to Black Friday Shopping
1	1 Vote	NSFW AND SO AWESOME: We Don't Know About Obama's Scandals?