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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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This Bizarre Meteorite May Be Muslim
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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This Is Probably the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
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I Got Custody of My Pants
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Justin Bieber Is Very Tired of Our Cyberpunk Overlords
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New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like: A Flowchart
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I Was Scared to Google
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Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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Fuck You to Sleep
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Your Thoughts Can Make You Look Stupid. From Space
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
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Everyone Please Just Shut Up About His Uncut Penis
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Oh, It's Just Marijuana
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You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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New, Terrifying Info About Princess Diana's Death Passed to Police After Butt-Dialing 911
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Cher and Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
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Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
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Fear and Loathing in Texas Biology Textbooks
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Shocking New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real and We're Not Responsible
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World's Most Depressing Anime Movie Is Disarmingly Adorable
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics