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Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
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Grandmother Leads Family on Mind-Blowing Naked Stroll in Big Apple
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
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Fuck This Fucking Pencil
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How Much Someone Paid for This Fucking Pencil
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Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
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How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
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This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Wish: To Rock Out With Some Wolverines
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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Fuck the Pope Hates You
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Poll: 75 Percent of White Dudes Jacking Off
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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Teenager Carves His Own Video Game Console
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This Is a Terrible Idea
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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Could You Travel Across the Room
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Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
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Why Yes, There Are Now Women
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Pokémon Comes to Life With Prostitutes
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Watch an Angry 22-Year-Old in Bed
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Man Wakes Up Without His Penis
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Beyoncé Did Not Have Sex in Space
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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You Can Rent Old Men in Suits
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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How to Be a Cube
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome