Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mayhemwaltz

Voted Headlines

89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
60	60 Vote	Not About Sex, It's About Freaking Time!
111	111 Vote	This Is a Thing
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
194	194 Vote	After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
53	53 Vote	Facebook Intimidates Developer, Bans Him and His Code for Christmas
168	168 Vote	Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
187	187 Vote	Is Anal the Way to GoDaddy
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
116	116 Vote	Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
47	47 Vote	Learning From the Nazis
77	77 Vote	Police Chief Resigns After Making False Claim About Hitler and Vlad the Impaler
239	239 Vote	The Satirical Painting of Vladimir Putin Turning Gay for Pizza 1	1
127	127 Vote	This Is How You Can Survive After Being Brutally Eaten Alive by Pigs
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
139	139 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Swear at Your Internet Box
192	192 Vote	Please Don't Learn Anything 1	1
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
72	72 Vote	Impressions of the Most Convenient Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
69	69 Vote	Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
89	89 Vote	Metallica to Ride a Roller Coaster Again
145	145 Vote	Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
243	243 Vote	The Time-Lapse Video of People's Sexiest Men Alive Saying "Moist" Is Horrific
131	131 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Baby Carrots
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
149	149 Vote	Nintendo's First Proper Console Was Designed to Not Attack Syria
169	169 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are Not Happy
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
387	387 Vote	Nintendo Unveils the iPhone 1	1

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