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Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
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Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
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KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
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After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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Origami Gives You Superpowers
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Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
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Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
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For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
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Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
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Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
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New Poll Finds U.S. Viewed Less Favorably Than Cockroaches
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
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Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
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So My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Scary, Y'all
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
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Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
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Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime
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Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Everyone at Comic-Con Smells Like a Squeaky Toy
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Canines of the Porn Industry
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Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
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I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
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The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
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UPDATE: Detroit Files for Divorce
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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Oregon Girl Scout Troop Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend
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Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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How Can I Adopt You?
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GOP Continues to Ruin Everything