Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mayhemwaltz

Voted Headlines

110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
94	94 Vote	How to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
246	246 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
132	132 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
119	119 Vote	"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
52	52 Vote	Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
170	170 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
2	2 Vote	Facebook Explains What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
300	300 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
205	205 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics

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