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Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard
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27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
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Miley Cyrus Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Account?
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David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
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Viral Facebook Post Alleges Man Is a Bitch
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Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked
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NASA Sends Mona Lisa to the Grave
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Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
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Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
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How Family Planning Has Made Rich People More Efficient Porn Viewers
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Watch Me Terrify Myself With My Inner Monologue
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Win Free Tickets to the Menstrual Cup
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So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
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We'll Take One Monster Phallus
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22 Artists Who NEED to Die: Part 1
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I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
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EuroVision Star Becomes Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 116
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What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
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Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
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Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
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Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
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The Mario Way to Avoid Jail
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Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
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Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
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Japan's Fugitive Penguin Apparently Thriving in Tokyo Hotel Room
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Romney to Use the Bat Signal
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Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
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Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
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Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled
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"Sea Monster" Found on the Moon
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Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again
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520 Days Inside a Duck's Intestine
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18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
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Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
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Kanye West Ranting for Over 17 Years
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France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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What It's Like to Be Paid
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Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
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Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages