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The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
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Watch: Because I Didn't
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What You Think You Know About Penises Is Wrong
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Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
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For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
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You Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know How to Do Trigonometry
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J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
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Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
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33 Unexpected Gifts for Your Genitals
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Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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Holy Sh*t, That Is One of Those Little European Cars
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Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
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Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
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Shia LaBeouf Says He's a Swede Named Johan
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Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
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You Need to Eat in Real Life
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You THINK You Exist
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Socialism: North Korea With Two Dicks
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Now A lake
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Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
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Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
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Uh Oh: The U.S. To Have babies
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Now You Can Eat Without Dying
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Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
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25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
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10 Reasons Why Water Is Ridiculously Cute
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A Neo-Nazi Has His Hand Held During Car Rides
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The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart
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Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
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Fuck All These Things. Did You?
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This Lady Has 277 Christmas Trees in Her Hair
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Is College Worth It, or Just Partial Bullshit?
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Why Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Born Before 1980
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A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
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Frogs Are Not At Fault
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I'd Like to Be Stopped