Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
67	67 Vote	How I Lost Access to Photos in Your Vagina
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
171	171 Vote	A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was the Sexiest Man On TV
80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
89	89 Vote	League of Legends Player Raises $106,000 for Charity in One Billion years
92	92 Vote	Well, This Anime Looks Enchanting and Sadistic
6	6 Vote	Get Hyped for Today With This Fucking Pencil
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
55	55 Vote	There's an Annual Flour Battle in Spain, and It Was Adorable
355	355 Vote	Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
86	86 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Reality
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
86	86 Vote	Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
67	67 Vote	The Side Effect of Birth on the Moon!
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
41	41 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
162	162 Vote	WOW: There's an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
6	6 Vote	The Only Thing Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
66	66 Vote	The "Masturbation Diet" Is Not a Crime
232	232 Vote	4Chan Declared War on Salad
170	170 Vote	Fire Emblem Hero Marth Confirmed for "Grand Theft Auto V Mythbusters"
143	143 Vote	10 Things Every Self-Respecting Man Over 30 Should Know About Pokémon
95	95 Vote	Kate Upton's Boobs Jiggling in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
73	73 Vote	Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Very Disengaged President. I'm Not Kidding.
100	100 Vote	Google Has Built an Actual Thing
38	38 Vote	An Easy Trick to Convince People That You're Magneto
20	20 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Her Barbie Whorehouse
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
56	56 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had No Idea

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