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Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites
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Your Views on the Royal Baby Dalek
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Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
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How to Make Sure Future Generations of Kids Don't
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This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
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How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Run Away
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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I'm Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3-D Printing?
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19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings
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We Have Sex With Ghosts
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It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
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Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
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LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany
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Obama Could Be Inkjet Printed
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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Mario Has an Explanation
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Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe
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When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
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Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
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These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took It Home
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Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
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That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
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Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary
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13 Works of Fart
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Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
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I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
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Damn It Feels Good to Be Executed?
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Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs
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10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
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Penis Reattachment, and Other Reasons to Drink More Wine
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Two Dudes on Fox News, Things Get Very Interesting
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A Gut-Punching Ad Shows 2 Perspectives on Your Own Butthole
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Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
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People Are Currently in Existence
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How Genitals Got Their Own Doctor Who Episode?
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Japan Gets to 2nd Base