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Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
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Canada Moves to the Sky
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Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
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Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
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An Unsettling Visit to an A**hole
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It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
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Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
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The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
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Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
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Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
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21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
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The Unofficial Guide to Eating Breakfast
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You Might Not Even Exist
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I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
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Sources Say Hi
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You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
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You'll Never Guess What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
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Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
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Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
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Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Why You're So Very, Very Wrong
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Updates on the Dong
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News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
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Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
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Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
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Brazil Plans to Sue Me
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A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
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21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
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Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
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Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Left the Solar System
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
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Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
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Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
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The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
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YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen