Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mayhemwaltz

Voted Headlines

60	60 Vote	Nelly Furtado Is Back With a Giant Penis
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
65	65 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Mom + 1	1
591	591 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
45	45 Vote	Your Cat Is All Set for His Tiny Penis
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
90	90 Vote	Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
146	146 Vote	A Mom Tries
119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
25	25 Vote	Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working on Christmas Eve
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
346	346 Vote	How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
36	36 Vote	A Dating Guide for Psychopaths
231	231 Vote	No Oxygen, Please, for This School Year
22	22 Vote	Let's All Get Drunk via Your Boobs
200	200 Vote	You Know What's Really Cool? Doing Something Else
87	87 Vote	Google, What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Barrel With Harry Houdini
143	143 Vote	13 Companies That Don't Exist
207	207 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
135	135 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
193	193 Vote	Stop Pretending We Aren't Going to Suck
73	73 Vote	25 Things You Might Think
177	177 Vote	Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter 1	1
140	140 Vote	Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
410	410 Vote	These 5 Vegetables Are at It Again and It's Pissing Everyone Off
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
38	38 Vote	Obama to Chat With His Sad Scooter
129	129 Vote	It's Blame Somebody Else Day, So Here Are 10 Amazing Ideas
149	149 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Action Movie Bad Guy [CHART]
43	43 Vote	4 Stupid Things Like This Goldfish
28	28 Vote	I Have Never Heard of Montreal
169	169 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit

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