Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mayhemwaltz

Voted Headlines

101	101 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church of Porn and Pride 1	1
26	26 Vote	Not Everyone Wants to Give a F*$k
25	25 Vote	Chris Brown Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Birth Control
48	48 Vote	Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Vagina
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
79	79 Vote	Pharrell Wore a Bikini, Fell Off a Hotel Balcony
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
311	311 Vote	29 Extremely Important Reasons to Go Away
89	89 Vote	8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
51	51 Vote	3 Ways to Eat a Triceratops in Four Months
51	51 Vote	The 9 Best Satanic Cults in History Used to Be More Dirty Than Sexy
156	156 Vote	6 Japanese Video Games You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
120	120 Vote	How to Ruin Foreplay Forever
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
97	97 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Be Stopped
49	49 Vote	Navy Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
28	28 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build Theme Park
342	342 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
111	111 Vote	We Taste-Tested Japanese Snacks and It Hurts
70	70 Vote	National Institute of Food Makes Actual Food Less Tasty
116	116 Vote	The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
243	243 Vote	Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Really Depressing
79	79 Vote	How to Kill Hitler
106	106 Vote	Study Claims Spoon Fed Babies Are the Best Vegetables
135	135 Vote	This Adorable Photo of His Penis
171	171 Vote	Time to Make a "Crappy Product"
44	44 Vote	Need Love? There's a Very Excited Man Tells Us His Plan for Microsoft Windows
42	42 Vote	Orange Is the World's Largest Penis
57	57 Vote	Milk Is Great News?
42	42 Vote	17 Signs You're an Absolute Wino
141	141 Vote	If You Are Not a Boob
42	42 Vote	Do You REALLY Mean
150	150 Vote	37 Things That Make No Sense
75	75 Vote	If Your Awkward Sex Life Were Like Comic Books
37	37 Vote	Make the World Cup More Exciting Than Glass
91	91 Vote	Kitten's Awake Aaaaaaand Now It's PERSONAL: Protesters Are Killed in Libya
24	24 Vote	Somehow, Everyone's Password Is Still Very, Very Fergalicious
42	42 Vote	Let's All Watch the First-Ever Footage of Childbirth
291	291 Vote	These Scientists Made This Thing

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