Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mayhemwaltz

Voted Headlines

94	94 Vote	5 Reasons to Be Inside Of You
131	131 Vote	Apple Maps Glitch Takes Drivers to Runway of International Space Station
58	58 Vote	The Only Rational Thing to Ever Happen
32	32 Vote	Apple No Longer Welcome in App Store
142	142 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Ever Done With a Banana 1	1
62	62 Vote	Photos of This Shit
189	189 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not Cuddly Cute. At All
227	227 Vote	Here's Why People Will Always Suck
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
17	17 Vote	Obama to Meet With Pelicans
27	27 Vote	20 Recipes to Help People Die
111	111 Vote	1 Billion People in the World Could Learn a Thing
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
76	76 Vote	A Bus Driver Just Saw a Ninja Turtle 1	1
69	69 Vote	Wolverine Is Not Bono
35	35 Vote	A Brief Guide to the Basement
153	153 Vote	The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today! 1	1
17	17 Vote	30 Famous Actors You Didn't Notice Were Total Crap
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
46	46 Vote	Many Japanese Are Not Computer Generated
57	57 Vote	Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
86	86 Vote	Pedophilia. But, You Know, Cheaper
44	44 Vote	Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic 1	1
122	122 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
70	70 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Butt Cracks
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
93	93 Vote	Justin Bieber Is "Officially" Incurable (According to Science)
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
300	300 Vote	I Didn't Realize the English Language Makes No Sense
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
126	126 Vote	Romney Just Does Not Exist
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
20	20 Vote	My Friend's Girlfriend Won't Shut Up About Diversity
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
177	177 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
23	23 Vote	NASA Will Shut Down After Gunfight

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