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Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Very Disengaged President. I'm Not Kidding. 

Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Very Disengaged President. I'm Not Kidding. by RєRє via Flickr

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discovered by ammnontet
2014-01-27

2014-01-27

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